1. Tax them heavily for visiting
2. Sell them meaningless trinket souvenirs of their time on the island
3. Timeshare my place and make them sit through an hour presentation in exchange for a tropical drink
4. Become 'the crazy hermit with guns' which spreads like wildfire and prevents people from coming
5. Airbnb all of my neighbours' places
6. Turn the island into an NFT which people have to buy to attend
7. Write a book about what the island was like in 'The Old Days' and sell thousands of copies
8. Blow up the bridge in the middle of the night when there is no traffic and then declare war on Russia
9. Become the Kim Jong Un of the island and lock it down
10. Invite a famous author like James Altucher to the island for a writers retreat - take thousands of dollars from middle aged men and women who 'have a great book in them' which they can't get out
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