I'll Be Impressed When A.I. Can...

1. Recreate a dead language

2. Prevent Scam Phone Calls (and other scams)

3. Do My Taxes

4. Brew A Beer

5. Get A Song In The Top Ten

6. Alter My Mood (Preferably from Bad To Good)

7. Interpret Animal Sounds (or Babies' Crying)

8. Reason With A Teenager