Invent 10 New Unconventional, Possibly Ridiculous Jobs.

Zen revenue generation.

Like the Inquisition, but without the torture; instead of for religions, insert your social/environmental/dietary movement of choice.

Literally someone who will sit with you in silence. You can talk if you want, but I won't.

Better than paid digital followers, the more of these you have, the higher your status at parties. They simply follow you around, without question - and nothing more than that.

Someone who boosts up your confidence each day by affirming how awesome you are.

Lots of people need their windows de-snowed &/or de-iced either at their homes, &/or when they get out of work or the train, at a specific time.

I can hire someone to do my job for me for _x_% less than I get paid, then keep the rest.

Then I can repeat the process and keep getting more jobs.

Essentially that would make me a ...

Or, Career Slut, if you prefer.

Like Uber but for parents who are frustrated organizing carpools and running shuttles to & from activities.

Someone who helps people organize their thoughts.