Maui Randoms

We've been in Maui since Monday afternoon and some crazy stuff has happened in the short time we've been here.

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1. Elon Musk gets out of testifying by agreeing to buy Twitter

2. Aaron Judge hits number 62

Custom card by @ cardcigarbox on Twitter



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3. S&P 500 has a face-ripping rally

These tend to happen in bear markets

4. Tom & Gisele splitting up?

Someone on Twitter joked that Gisele wanted someone she could grow old with but Tom just would not age.