New jokes

I don't understand why anyone's shocked about Steven Hawking.  He always looked like a sick man to me.

Really happy with this one.

Not only is it a multi-billion pound company it's also Richard Brandon's one request when visiting the island.

Not as good.  Sure there's some virgin related joke I could make.

What's your favourite superhero?

Soup

(Might only work in a Scottish accent)

This is bad, but I also like the fact it's so bad 

My new year's resolution was to lose weight.  So, I cut my arm off.

Again a bad one that makes me laugh.

That's what she said.

But really my minds just not in joke mode. Nothing has really stood out as anything worth joking about.  Hopefully I find some more topics soon.