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What new topics could I joke about?

Epstein list sounds like a good place to start.

    1. Steven Hawking

    I don't understand why anyone's shocked about Steven Hawking.  He always looked like a sick man to me.

    Really happy with this one.

    2. Richard Branson

    Not only is it a multi-billion pound company it's also Richard Brandon's one request when visiting the island.

    Not as good.  Sure there's some virgin related joke I could make.

    3. Superhero

    What's your favourite superhero?

    Soup

    (Might only work in a Scottish accent)

    This is bad, but I also like the fact it's so bad 

    4. New years resolution

    My new year's resolution was to lose weight.  So, I cut my arm off.

    Again a bad one that makes me laugh.

    5. This is hard

    That's what she said.

    But really my minds just not in joke mode. Nothing has really stood out as anything worth joking about.  Hopefully I find some more topics soon.

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