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random & totally made up things

random & totally made up things
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    1. faeries live in the shrubs at Halibut Point

    2. i make mocassins out of old worn-out coffeecans

    3. life is a lie told by a mindreading chipmunk named Antøn

    4. Surrealism is alive & well in the hearts of lovers, robots, murderers & fintechers

    5. liquorstores sell the best kept secrets

    6. maple syrup never really catches fire anymore

    7. Amy sells snailshells by the train station on odd Tuesdays

    8. only enemies understand the real me

    9. i love i love i love my calendar app

    10. if we keep looking we are bound to find 5 brilliant science fiction novels co-written by JD Salinger and AM Homes in Catalan

    11. poetry will destroy the world

    12. 11 is 11 backwards

    13. the spies that live around the corner from you stole your dog and replaced it with a nearly identical one and they're always laughing in the bathroom about how gulluble you guys are, but what do they know really, right?

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