A collection of my original songs
1. Bat Soup
A song about the origin of covid 19
2. The Moon
A song about the big bright moon, mooning down on me.
A song about what makes a woman.
4. Glasgow City Center
An Englishman visits Glasgow.
5. Old Ma Sailing Out To Sea
A song based around a dad joke.
6. Dancing On Her Own
A song about going to the Night Club after a night of drinking.
An epic adventure, based on a real story.
8. Christmas Time
An observation of what you see during Christmas.
9. The Loo
A poem about an encounter it the bathroom.
10. Little Zebra Baby
A song about how black and white photos look more attractive.
11. My Pen
A song about my Pen
12. Jab 1, 2, 3's
A song about the Covid Tax.
13. Ginger The Cat
A song about a cat.
14. Christmas In China
A song about a Young Chinese Boys Christmas.
15. Educate Men
A short education lesson for men
16. My Teacher is _____
A song about my maths teacher
17. Scottish Independence
I meet a beautiful Lassie That was studying politics.
18. Cover Song
I cover my neighbours favourite song
19. J'ai Une Baguette
My chat up line whenever I meet a sexy French lass.
20. Old Man Pushing Trolly
The funniest thing I ever did see
21. Our Souls
A song about death
22. Cultural Appropriation
A list of things you shouldn't be doing.
23. I like whiskey
A song about my one true love.
24. Dust In The Wind
A song about life.