Shitty ways to die
1. Slipping on a banana peel
2. Bone cancer
3. Choking on cheese
4. During a street fight
5. You're alone and your liver suddenly explodes because you're an alcoholic
A friend told me this happened to someone in his family. This might not be entirely acurate, but I remember it being described like this.
6. Alone because you neglected your relationships
7. Jumping on train tracks
8. Flying your passenger plane into a mountain - on purpose
Remember that guy? Ugh.