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Silly, Untrue Resolutions For The New Year

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Silly, Untrue Resolutions For The New Year
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    1. Learn to speak dolphin

    Wouldn't it be amazing to communicate with our aquatic friends? While it's highly unlikely that you'll be able to master dolphin language in just one year, it's a fun and whimsical resolution that will add a touch of magic to your life.

    2. Become a professional pillow fighter

    Who needs boxing or martial arts when you can have epic battles with fluffy pillows? Imagine the thrill of competing in international pillow fighting championships and becoming a true master of the art. Just remember to fluff your pillows regularly for optimal performance!

    3. Develop the ability to teleport

    Tired of long commutes and never-ending traffic? Make it your resolution to develop the supernatural ability to teleport. While science may not support this idea, your imagination certainly can. Just close your eyes, envision your destination, and poof! You're there.

    4. Master the art of levitation

    Flying is for the birds, but levitation is where it's at. Imagine the awe and wonder you'll inspire as you effortlessly float above the ground. Whether you're levitating in your living room or showing off your skills at a party, this resolution is sure to bring joy and laughter.

    5. Become a professional bubble gum bubble blower

    Remember those days when you could blow the biggest bubble gum bubbles? Relive those childhood memories and make it your resolution to become a professional bubble gum bubble blower. Practice your technique, experiment with different flavors, and who knows, you might even break a world record!

    6. Learn to juggle flaming marshmallows

    Juggling is impressive, but juggling flaming marshmallows takes it to a whole new level. Not recommended for the faint of heart or the pyrophobic, this resolution will ignite your sense of adventure and make you the life of any campfire gathering.

    7. Discover a mythical creature

    Unicorns, mermaids, and Bigfoot are just a few of the mythical creatures that capture our imaginations. Make it your resolution to embark on a quest to find one of these elusive beings. While the chances of success may be slim, the journey itself will be filled with excitement and wonder.

    8. Become a professional nap taker

    Forget about climbing the career ladder, why not climb into bed instead? Make it your resolution to become a professional nap taker. Perfect your napping technique, experiment with different pillows and blankets, and enjoy the blissful art of snoozing.

    9. Create a new holiday

    Tired of the same old holidays? Why not create your own? Whether it's National Pajama Day or International Pancake Appreciation Day, the possibilities are endless. Gather your friends and family, celebrate in style, and watch as your new holiday takes off.

    10. Master the art of time travel

    Okay, this one might be a bit ambitious, but hey, it's a silly, untrue resolution after all. Imagine the adventures you could have if you could travel through time. Whether you're visiting ancient civilizations or witnessing future wonders, this resolution will transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

    So there you have it, a list of silly, untrue resolutions to kick off the New Year with a smile. Remember, it's all in good fun, so don't take these resolutions too seriously. Embrace the joy of imagination, laughter, and whimsy, and let your inner child run wild. Happy New Year!

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