Ten Humorous Ways To Make A Living

Get paid peanuts to engage in high-stakes thumb wrestling matches with other underemployed individuals. "Thumb war veterans" only, please!

Complain for a living. Your job is to find fault in everything, from the weather to the color of the walls, and ensure that no one around you enjoys a moment of peace.

Get paid by clients to delay their projects indefinitely. "Why do today what you can put off until the day after tomorrow?" could be your motto.

Provide comforting hugs and emotional support to lonely cacti. Just be careful where you sit!

Craft vague and unhelpful fortunes for unsuspecting diners. "You will soon encounter something that may or may not be a thing."

Spend your days wading through the delightful world of internet comments, trying to keep the peace among keyboard warriors and conspiracy theorists.

Teach introverts the art of expressing themselves through silent performance. Just remember, the quiet applause can be deafening.

Convince people that their toaster has deep-seated emotional issues and needs therapy ASAP.

It's a job where your performance reviews are literally explosive, and the retirement plan is pretty short-lived.

Make a living by offering services to people who want to become professionals in random, obscure fields, such as professional rock collector or professional rubber duck racer.

Spend your days putting things on top of other things. There's a committee looking for help in this area. [Monty Python reference...]