Ten Other Ways To Use a Notebook
Taking @lovingkindnesscomedy's in another direction...
1. Level an un-level table
2. Create an air force of paper airplanes
3. Spiral binder - Fire starter
Put one end of the spiral in each side of an electrical outlet for a quick fire. [No, this is a very bad idea - please don't!]
4. Personal self fanning device
5. Alternate to TP
Not great, but in a pinch, would work.
6. Spitball arsenal
7. Use paper to clean things stuck in your teeth
When you run out of post-it notes.
8. Low cost, poor result bullet proof vest
Maybe works against a BB gun.