Ten (Silly) Life Hacks

Too lazy for a pan? Make grilled cheese with a clothes iron and aluminum foil. Bonus: wrinkle-free sandwich.

Left your shades at home? Tape two spoons to your face. Instant shady business.

Too hot? Freeze your jeans before wearing. You’ll have 4.5 cool minutes before regret sets in.

Drink milk first, then eat dry cereal. Boom. Zero sog.

Tape your phone to your cat. Now your alarm is mobile and meows.

Stack 37 books, a pizza box, and a lamp. Place laptop on top. Productivity: questionable. Aesthetic: chaotic genius.

Shove a banana in your cupholder and rest your phone on it. Healthy and handy.

Put frozen peas in a sock. Science + sadness = relief.

Tape sponges to your feet, blast music, and moonwalk across the kitchen. It’s called "Swiffercise."

Need light? Jam a flashlight into a cup noodle container. Bonus: smells faintly like regret and sodium.