I remember something like this from an archaeology class in college...
1. Every household worshipped a glowing rectangle in the living room
2. Coffee mugs were ceremonial vessels with inspirational warnings
3. People carried tiny mirrors mostly to photograph lunch
4. Tangled charging cords were some kind of modern nest-building ritual
5. Passwords were sacred phrases everyone immediately forgot
6. Plastic storage containers were designed to lose their lids over time
7. Sneakers were status symbols, exercise equipment, and art objects all at once
8. Lawn care was a competitive suburban religion
9. “Some assembly required” was a common punishment
10. People preserved thousands of nearly identical cloud photos for spiritual reasons
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