Things from my childhood that don't make any sense now

1. Wishing that I would eat candies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. Watch TV until late at night.

3. Never sleep long during the weekends.

4. Having a bet with my friends about whose dad can beat the crap out of another dad.

5. Dreaming about marrying Pamela Anderson.

6. Thinking that "Baywatch" is the hottest thing on TV.

7. Instant coffee.

8. Thinking that I can spend 24/7 with my bro.

9. Sliding on my front in an aquapark.

10. That I will never part ways with my yard friends.