Things I want to male jokes about

Instead of complaining about the state of affairs, maybe it's better to make jokes about it? Maybe I can ride this list for 10 days making jokes about each subject.

1. Housing crisis

2. Bifurcation of the US

3. Mass shootings

4. Urban planning

5. Abortion rights

6. Capitalism

7. My dad

8. Global Climate Change

9. Racism

10. Bad health and nutrition advice

11. US healthcare

12. US tax system