Thing's I'd like to joke about

No-one really cares about the UK election. All the parties are far too similar.

I wrote a few last election.  I could reuse them, but I'd like to get some new ones written too.

It looks like they've updated the flag to include black and brown people, meaning I'm free to mock them as I'm part of the group.

Already have a few jokes.  I find this topic easy enough to write about.

I've been enjoying writing about work.  It's a good way to change your anger into something that makes you smile.

I wrote a joke about a job I never had, but I'm still really proud of it.  Maybe I can think of more jobs that I've never had, and how I got fired on my first shift for doing something stupid.