To Be Born Again As A Donkey - But Not Just Any Old Donkey - This Donkey.
Monte The Singing Donkey.
1. I'd get to sing every morning and boy would I sing.
2. Each morning I'd be greeted with love and kindness. Did you hear the melodious sound of the woman's voice?
Who wouldn't want to be called a "sweet thing" early in the morning?
3. You mean I get snacks too?
I'd not only get 3-5 pounds of hay and oat straws but I'd get some snacks too. I love snacks.
4. I'd be a great human companion because I'm affectionate and highly social.
5. I wouldn't be looked at only as a pack animal because of my unique singing ability.
6. I wouldn't have to settle for inferior feed from my owner.
7. I'd get to demonstrate the "wrapping" technique whereby I cling and wrap myself around my mighty companion.
8. Pink leg warmers would help me stand out from the crowd. Yes, I'm donkeying around just a bit.
9. Laughter (are you laughing yet?)
Laughter is the sound of a glorious soul who's remembered to wake up.