Use the glasses for1. To protect eyes while cutting the onions2. To hide that you are crying over a "Hachiko" movie3. To hide you are sleeping4. To start a fire5. To bother some one with the sunbeams6. To reduce the distraction7. To pull up the hair of your face8. To protect you eye from a finger poking9. To hide the person is dead, pretending they are sleeping10. For making a pretentious statement by taking off the glasses and cleaning the lens for a few seconds, building the tension
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