What to answer when someone asks what I do (for a living)

(I type sideways on computers)

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1. I'm an entrepreneur

I'm always trying to start something.

2. I make electronics more interesting

I work in STEAM

3. I lift heavy objects, but nothing over 50lbs

I work for IATSE

4. I work for the entertainment industry

I work for IATSE

5. Too much!

6. I optimize for slack

7. I encourage other people be creative

8. I help

9. Whatever I want!

10. Really cool shit. All the time.