Yeah sex is cool but have you ever1. Managed to get out of the 3 hours-long traffic jam and experience the regular 60 km/h speed limit as a speed of light2. Tried to touch a back of the head after fresh buzzcut3. Been lucky enough to find a free toilet booth after one bad taco at the Glastonbury festival4. Swished a deep three-pointer5. Removed that last chunk of food stuck under your top back gum without getting fingers wet with saliva6. Opened Netflix and picked a movie to watch while your food is still warm7. Had a summer night bike ride through a lite rain listening to The Kinks - This Time Tomorrow8. Took your night dream under a total control and created your own version of GTA V there9. Tried to dunk10. Ever looked in the mirror with the words "Damn, I don't need exercising at all!"
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