10 bad ideas to bring more customers to a coffee shop
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1. Point guns at people on the street telling them to come inside
2. Offer a lifetime supply of M&M's to whoever can drink 30 cups of coffee in 30 minutes
3. Hire someone to do a little dance every time someone orders a banana muffin
4. Foot massage for every customer
5. Make it a pig café
Like a cat café but with pigs instead of cats.
I feel like this might actually be a good idea...
6. Advertise that you only hire ex-cons who were in prison for murder
7. Pick a morally reprehensible niche
Coffee shop for anti-semites?
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