1. A candle service that melts itself so it can fit into cracks and plug leaks
2. A service that connects unlit candles with matches, lighters
3. A candle creating festival that sells advertising to DIY candle making kits
4. Buy options on candles to light a candle that is about to be auctioned off to celebrities
5. Buy used candle wax and sell it to candle makers
6. Sell a subscription of candle to the Count
7. Buy insurance on a candle that pays out if you’re allergic to a scent and go to the hospital
8. Loan a candle to a person in exchange for having them drip the hot wax on your back…you guys are sick in the head 😉
9. Lease someone a candle that smells without being lit and buy insurance on the candle if is
10. Create a candle lit healing room and charge people to have satanic meetings there
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