10 foods everyone seems to love that I can't get down with
1. Mayo
In any form whatsoever, mayo is the worst.
2. Food that's both salty and sweet
Chocolate covered pretzels, Moroccan tajines, pineapple on pizza... I have a hard time enjoying sweet foods as part of my meals.
3. Balsamic vinegar
This falls under the salty/sweet category, but I also don't love its texture.
4. Whole Wheat Bread
I really want to like whole wheat bread, but it always tastes sweet to me. Plus, even one slice makes my jaw hurt.
5. Pumpkin-flavored anything
Everything pumpkin-flavored tastes like a gourd.
6. Dill
Somebody shoot me.
7. Maple Syrup
I love syrups as a food category, but the maple part makes it weird and oddly sickening.
8. Non-Dairy Milk
Oat milk, almond mik, rice milk... to me, none taste as good as cow's milk in coffee or tea.
9. Crunch Bars
Crunch bars are a waste of space, in my opinion. Out of all the candy bars, there's really no reason to eat a Crunch. It was at the bottom of everyone's Halloween candy bag for a reason.
10. Sun-Dried Tomato
I have tried to like sun-dried tomatoes so many times, to no avail. I just can't do it.
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