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10 funniest movie lines

There are so many: each of these movies could have 10 of their own!

    1. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    2. If you had another brain you would die of loneliness - Cheech to Chong in Next Movie

    Part of why I find this funny is because I don't really get it. The delivery is hysterical.

    3. No shoes, no shirt, no dice! - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    4. There is a fine line between clever and stupid. - Spinal Tap

    5. Now John Bohnham is playing Moby Dick for real! - Stepbrothers drumset scene

    6. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley! - Airplane

    7. Almost any line from Duck Soup -the Marx Brothers

    This movie is one of the greatest of all time. It is a constant stream of zingers and one-liners. Here's a piece of a scene:

    Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
    Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
    Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.
    Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
    Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away.
    Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
    Firefly: Oh, I see. Then, it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
    Mrs. Teasdale: He left me his entire fortune.
    Firefly: Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you! [jumps into her arms]
    Mrs. Teasdale: Oh, your Excellency!
    Firefly: You're not so bad yourself.

    8. Lighten up Francis - Stripes

    Lots of funny lines in this movie with Bill Murray and John Candy. This particular line became a kind of a meme in the 80s. Great movie.

    9. It ain’t a fit night out for man or beast! - WC Fields in The Fatal Glass Of Beer

    This was a short, but still technically a movie. He delivered this line over and over again right before getting a face full of movie snow delivered in the way that only WC Fields can.

    10. “11 and a half inches.” Wiggle wiggle! - Rodney Dangerfield in Easy Money

    When he was getting his inseam measured for the launch of the regular guy look clothing line. Another great movie.

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