10 funniest movie lines (according to Jim)

1. "Ouch!"

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Jack (Kevin Bacon) in Friday the 13th. Jack was stabbed through the throat with an arrow.

2. "Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee green soup!"

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Regan (Linda Blair) from "The Exorcist." It was the scene where she peed green soup.

3. "Wrecked 'em, hell it nearly killed him!"

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Casey (Drew Barrymore) in "Scream." She was counseling a friend who just had a boyfriend break up with her.

4. "We're gonna need a bigger hydraulic body suit"

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Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) in "Alien." Ripley had gained weight from all that "stress eating" and could not fit into the hydraulic suit to battle the alien.

5. "I have an itch that I can't reach, can you scratch my back for me?"

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Marion (Janet Leigh) in "Psycho." It was the scene where she could not reach the itch on her back.

6. "Your hair smells great. Did you know I am going to be president one day?"

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Pennywise (Bill Skarsgard) in "It" (from 2017). Pennywise was smelling the hair of young ladies who thought he was a sincere clown.

7. "Who farted?"

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Lloyd the bartender (Joe Turkel) from "The Shining" when he gets tired of serving hallucinatory drinks to Jack.

8. "Why is it so quiet in here? "

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Lee (John Krasinski) from "The Quiet Place." Lee proceeds to stare into the camera and give a look like "what, me worry?"

9. "In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France."

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Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) from "Bruce Almighty." Evan is reading a script as the news anchor (called a "news reader" in most countries). Bruce uses his new Godlike powers to revise the script. Truly one of the funniest scenes in cinema.