10 Ideas About What To Do If You Wake Up Feeling Tired

1. Go back to sleep and wait for tomorrow

2. Give a public talk that your entire career depends on

3. Slap your face very gently, repeatedly

4. Slap your face very forcefully, one time (maximum twice)

5. Eat something disgusting

6. Walk into the street and narrowly avoid getting hit by a car

7. Rob a bank

8. Have a surprise birthday party that really surprises you

9. Scream really loud

10. Tell the person you love the most your deepest, darkest, they-probably-won’t-love-you-anymore-after-this-one secret