I once heard someone say that you could help focus your intentions and goals by imagining future headlines about yourself. It’s kind of like a vision board.(satire)
1. Artist reveals that he is the second coming of space Jesus
2. Three ways to brutally assault your art career
3. Local artist is arrested for urinating on the mural of the Alamo that he painted
4. Eco-terrorist Mars Eve was arrested for destroying the environment with his NFTs
5. Kanye West baptizes local artist
6. Batman sightings revealed to be performance artist
7. Successful NFT artist reveals how he should’ve played the lottery instead
8. "I learned to paint by Bob Ross' ghost, ask me how"
9. Artists cancelled for not shilling
10. Trump chooses Mars Eve as portrait artist for his Presidential re-election
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