10 Ideas (Sex) Golf/Kittens

My post most likely due to @kriscalulo89 icon and the Top Flight facility being built by work.

Anyhoo.

This should be difficult. As I know little about cats and even less about golf. Most knowledge come from the wonderful documentary Happy Gilmore.

1. Golf ⛳ Kitty Pants

Something resembling a jumper. Instead of little knit whales dorning the highwaters of golfers everywhere.

Kittens are the new inseems meow

2. Cat golf day

What a sight, never seen. Cats everywhere.

Mostly in the sand traps.

The SPCA is sponsoring this round of golf and the cats have been set loose. Adopt any cat you can scoop up.

3. Cat Head Golf club covers

4. Foul Cat- play

While "illegal" technically. Having a cat make your shot on the green could have you getting into the negative.

Train a cat to run out onto the green and paw your ball right into the hole.

5. Cat App, Goes golfing

Create a cat golfing game.

6. Cat tail ball cleaners

For the golfer who already has everything & loves cats.

This ball cleaners is made to look like a cat tail. Simply insert the ball in the zipper end, close, and masterfully massage up and down the tail.

Clean balls.

7. Cat Head Clubs

These power house - long rage clubs not only drive far, they let out a meow when striking the ball.

8. Cat-nip Trick balls

These dimpled balls look just like the real McCoy. Slip these to your opponent on adopt a cat golf day (🤦‍♂️) he'll be in the weeds all day long.

9. Lucky Cat NFT Deal Maker

Hustle, hustle, hustle.

Love golf? And Gary V?

Find a way, any way to be the guy or gal who can strike up a deal between golf Legend Tiger Woods aka "Lucky Cat" Woods to dorn the yellow-eyed feline.

10. Tired of losing your balls?

Custom print cat balls. For the golfer who has it all, this Christmas have your golfers favorite kitty printed on a set of Top-flight dimpled balls.

(Up to 5 different prints!)

Brawndo