10 Most Important Things I Use Regularly And Can't Live Without
1. Toilet Paper
Because using newspaper is a bit too rough for my hiney.
Because finding bushes and digging a hole in the backyard is too much work.
Because just using water isn't enough to get rid of the smell of poop and pee.
Because air drying your washed hands takes a little too much time.
Because you can go outside without clothes, but not without underwear.
Because I don't like eating with my hands after using the toilet.
Because it's easier to eat food after chopping it up and I don't like using a spear in battle.
Because if you don't have them, how are you gonna cook?
Because you can use it to boil water and cook food and burn down other tribes.
Because it gives me a place to rest, relax, eat, prepare for battle, and use the toilet.