10 silly ways to die

Thanks @lovingkindnesscomedy

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1. Trying to get a selfie at the edge of a cliff

2. Climbing into the lion enclosure to pet the cute lions

3. Finding the biggest, meanest looking guy in the weight room, insulting him, then slapping him in the face, multiple times

4. Rocking a vending machine (you ever see the warning labels on those things?)

5. Dying from a genital infection that you were too embarrassed to get checked out

6. Testing out your homemade parachute from the top of a building

7. Pranking the police with a fake gun

8. Selling portraits of the prophet Muhammad on the street corner

9. Standing on subway tracks and attempting to stop the next train using "The Force"

10. Pissing off my wife