1. I wonder how I can optimize my productivity today?
2. I don't have the bandwidth to tackle that project right now as I have a lot on my plate but it's on my radar so when I start it I'll hit the ground running.
And other such corporate jargon.
3. I'll have a soy grande no-whip white chocolate mocha extra hot with five pumps of hazelnut.
4. Money doesn't grow on trees!
5. Why? Because I said so, that's why.
6. I can't wait to grow up and work in a cubicle!
7. Let's agree to disagree.
8. I would feel a lot better if I could just lose five pounds.
9. I wish I wasn't so ugly.
10. But how will this look on my resume?
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