10 things I would demand if I took everything for granted and thought I somehow deserved whatever I wanted for no particular reason
If I were an asshole.
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1. First class upgrade
2. Guaranteed sold out shows wherever I perform
3. A 500% raise
4. For all of my newsletter subscribers to switch to premium
I don't actually have a premium version yet.
5. Instantly getting a table at any fancy restaurant
I don't even care about this in real life.
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