10 things I would not want you to do when you meet me
Original idea from @lovingkindnesscomedy.

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1. Make comments about my horse's odd appearance
2. Shoot at me
or point a gun at my direction
3. Expect me to speak fluent Chinese
4. Take mind-altering drugs
and don't offer me any
5. Squeeze yourself under the brim of my hat for protection from sun or rain
6. Expect me to convert to your religion
7. Talk about teams from a sport that doesn't interest me
For example Cricket, American Football or sack races
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