10 ways I could completely change my life (in a bad way)
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1. Start an OnlyFans
2. Eat exclusively from McDonald's
3. Become a drug dealer
4. Become a paypig
I beg you, don't google this.
5. Stop showering completely
Especially in this weather. Good lord.
6. Find a way to go to university (which might require getting a high school diploma or pass a university entrance exam) and study accounting
This sounds horrifying to me.
7. Move to Kuwait for at least one year
I once met a guy who grew up there. Sounds like the most boring place ever.
8. Join ISIS
It's not the cool thing to do anymore.
9. Become a farmer
Works for some people (and let's be grateful for them), but this does not appeal to me at all.
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