8 Truths and 2 Lies
Let the games begin! Guess which two are the lies. Winner gets...hm...

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1. When I was 6 my mother briefly joined a church cult
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2. I attended an extremely religious camp one summer as a child and got yelled at once for mentioning Halloween
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3. I got the t-rex with a top hat flying in a paper airplane tattoo I mentioned in a prior list
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4. I have a strong irrational hatred of country music
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5. I worked at a Greek stand one summer
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6. And as a waitress throughout college
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7. I changed majors two weeks into my first semester because I couldn't afford the supplies for my major
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8. I learned to ride a bike as an adult
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9. I wore an eye patch from 2 yrs old - 7 yrs old
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10. I have survived bed bugs, and over a decade later I still worry about those fuckers coming back.
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Topic: 10 Lines From My Hypothetical Future Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech