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Awful ice-breakers

or duchebaggy... I wanted to punch myself in the mouth when I was writing this!

    1. Hey. Sorry, did you eat onions for breakfast. Cause it definitely smells like them.

    2. So, as Tim call it a night, I guess I'm the last smart guy left in this company.

    3. I'm sure you are begging to hear about my weekend.

    4. Nice shoes. Were they already smelly when you bought them?

    5. I assume you don't have any problems with the way you hair look like.

    6. I'm so happy that you are able to buy clothes of size this big in that special shop.

    7. I'm so sad not everyone understands you are pretty in your own way.

    8. I should have asked that genie to be a better conversation starter but I chose a big dick.

    9. So, I heard you are saving money. Is it for a plastic surgery?

    10. I'm so bored of always being right!

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