Awkward uses for AI
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1. Social media bot that takes on the role of animator
It encourages all users, makes suggestions to improve life, gives guidance on positive thinking.
2. Bot as conversational partner
Lonely people can converse with it to give the illusion that someone is interested in them. Such a program can listen to concerns and offer smart-sounding advice.
3. Video-chatbot as animation lady or male stripper
Similar to porn actresses in live video chats, the AI follows the viewer's instructions and moves in an erotically provocative manner. Maybe all-around artificial porn is possible too.
4. Bot as author for sensitive correspondence
When you feel compelled to write an apology. When you should ask distant relatives how they are doing. When you want to write a love letter. When you need twenty scathing reviews for a competitor's book quickly.
5. Virtual master or mistress for masochists
A program that really humiliates you and monitors submissive behavior via optical sensors.
6. Artificial worker
A bot that can do all the work of an online freelancer and apply independently on Upwork and Fiverr.
7. Artificial boss
An Ai who plans the daily routine for the weak-willed and monitors compliance.
8. Artificial love-helper
An app that supports lovers in flattering their partner with small gestures and being particularly understanding.
9. Educator and playmate
The all-round solution for parents who want to spend as little time with their children as possible.
10. Translator from stupid to smart (and vice versa)
Turns the stupid prejudices of idiots into convincing letters to the editor. Makes the research of the Physics Nobel Laureate understandable for teenagers.
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