Bad Game Ideas

Throwing a brick rather than hitting a golf ball. Grounds keeping would be a pain, and fixing your divots a constant process.

Move the new slapping "sport" down south.

The government banker owns all the properties and the rest of the players fight over Mediterranean Ave.

Mouse Trap game with real, rabid, rats.

Rules of volleyball, except the ball has metal spikes.

Kings and Queens can identify as the other. Ace of Spades is racist. Numbered cards operate under fuzzy math rules. Chips are prohibited unless they're naturally sourced. And winning isn't fair, so nobody plays - preferring to protest

Poor man's version of Dungeons & Dragons.

Baseball where bats are used instead of baseballs. Harder core version has the batter using a baseball to hit the bat (making them a baller?).

Candy Land with vegetables instead of candy. Kids will spit it out or give it to the dog.

Risk for the risk adverse. No countries can attack any others.