Bad Game Ideas
1. Brick Golf
Throwing a brick rather than hitting a golf ball. Grounds keeping would be a pain, and fixing your divots a constant process.
2. Sack Slap
Move the new slapping "sport" down south.
3. Commie Monopoly (Commopoly)
The government banker owns all the properties and the rest of the players fight over Mediterranean Ave.
4. Rat Trap
Mouse Trap game with real, rabid, rats.
5. Spike Volleyball
Rules of volleyball, except the ball has metal spikes.
6. Woke Poker (Woker)
Kings and Queens can identify as the other. Ace of Spades is racist. Numbered cards operate under fuzzy math rules. Chips are prohibited unless they're naturally sourced. And winning isn't fair, so nobody plays - preferring to protest
7. Basements & Bog Turtles
Poor man's version of Dungeons & Dragons.
8. Batball
Baseball where bats are used instead of baseballs. Harder core version has the batter using a baseball to hit the bat (making them a baller?).
9. Veggie Land
Candy Land with vegetables instead of candy. Kids will spit it out or give it to the dog.
10. Safe
Risk for the risk adverse. No countries can attack any others.
