Creative First Dates

Don't introduce yourself or wait for them to recognize you. Instead, as soon as you see someone you think might be your date, Naruto-run at them full speed until you either crash into them or they run away. If they run, chase them.

I did this with my now-fiance. It blew his mind, and possibly also traumatized him for life. I was fine. I have the weed tolerance of a Tyrannosaurus rex.

It will show that you have a selfless heart, and also that you're not afraid to break gender stereotypes by making a woman pay for the date.

If you're a woman, force your date to take you to the city and give all their money to homeless people. Character development is the best date of all.

Sure, your relationship hasn't started yet, but this will demonstrate that you're really committed.

Use the samples to put on a full face of makeup. Use contouring and highlighting to make each other's faces look as much like the other person's as possible. If this is hard, ask one of the sales associates for help. They'll be delighted by your creativity. Leave without buying anything.

You will both smell so good!