1. The Punchline of Enlightenment.
Why did the ego bring a suitcase to the present moment?
Because it’s always got baggage.
I asked my ego for directions, but it got me lost.
Turns out, it only knows one way — back to illusions!
Why don’t enlightened beings tell secrets?
Because nothing’s hidden in the Oneness.
The ego walked into a bar… but it couldn’t get served.
No ID — just a false sense of self.
I told my ego to take a hike.
It said, “Great! But let’s obsess about the trail the whole way.”
Why don't non-dualists play hide and seek?
Because no matter where you go, you’re already found.
The Holy Spirit told me to chill, but my ego keeps asking,
“Are we there yet?” Spoiler alert: There's no there.
Why did the ego start a fight with reality?
It thought separation was a solid argument.
I asked the universe for a sign, and it said, “What sign?
You're the one making them up!”
How does the ego react to surrender?
Like a cat seeing water — it freaks out at the thought of losing control!
And just one more thing... If you’re still wondering who’s causing all the trouble in your peaceful moments, it’s that little ego character sneaking in with its fake mustache, trying to convince you it’s someone else’s fault.
#thinkgod
I am sorry.
Please forgive me.
Thank you.
I love you.
No comments.