Harmless Kid Insults

When I'm kidding around with my sons, I sometimes need to tease them without hurting their feelings or lowering their self-esteem. Here's what I will call them...

1. Silly Billy

2. Goofy Gus

3. Banana Head

4. Weirdo Beardo

They don't have beards

5. Baldo Waldo

Nor are they bald

6. Buster Brown

7. Sonny Boy

8. Johnny Haircut

After a haircut, naturally.

9. El Bozo

This is actually what they call me...