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Here's what I wish I knew before getting started as an entrepreneur:

If you're on Twitter, my handle is @mathieulaughs

    1. Your ideal business partner is not that cool guy you met in a bar, it's a Turkish loan shark with powerful connections

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    2. You will face a lot of challenges, but remember: the police can't search your home without a warrant

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    3. As my quantum physicist friend told me: space-time is money.

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    4. You'll get a lot of shit for becoming an entrepreneur as a card-carrying communist

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    5. EVERYONE will try to stop you, simply because your business "kinda sounds like human trafficking"

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    6. There will always be someone who's more successful than you are. Make sure you think about them ALL THE TIME and remember that they DO NOT deserve their success.

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    7. Don't forget about family: make your kids work for you.

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    8. Never ask for feedback: it will hurt your feelings and make you very sad.

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    9. Money isn't everything. Money is simply a tool you use to buy a sick yacht.

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DrFritzS @DrFritzS
#6: Haha!
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J4London @J4London
Maybe card-carrying Communists would get into less trouble if they stopped carrying cards.
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J4London @J4London
Also, marry your business partner because then they can’t be forced to testify against you .
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