How to Live a Horrible Life
Just do the opposite to not have a horrible life
1. Always be in a bad mood
Complain a lot.
2. Blame everyone and talk bad about everyone
Especially your parents, family, and those close to you
3. Compare yourself to the best of the best
In everything. Looks. Money. Status. Height. Weight. Popularity. Friend group. Where you live. Keep going.
4. Eat whatever you want, whenever you want
Go for it.
5. Never exercise
Or go to a gym. Or play any sports. Or walk. Just stay on your couch.
6. Only think of yourself
Never consider others. Only talk to or befriend those that can help you get somewhere. Discard them when you have extracted what you need.
7. Never strive for anything
What's the point? Just coast. You don't need to try and improve anything. Or help anyone.
8. Tip poorly
Don't give that valet or waitress a decent tip.
9. Argue with random (or fake) people on social media
Especially about crazy ideas. Also, make sure to mess up family relationships over politics.
10. Only listen to those you agree with
Similar to #9, just live in your own echo chamber. You are always right, so surround yourself and listen to the same ideas you already have. No need to hear a different perspective.
No comments.