ideas about how your family might end up on the moon tomorrow
H/T @DrBillYoung
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1. Hijack a Spaceship
2. Group Astral Projection
3. Teleportation
4. Spontaneous Black Hole
5. Awake from the Simulation of Life...
... to find ourselves facing another long shift at Lunar Factory #27.
6. Hitch a Ride with some passing Extraterrestrials.
Presumably by waving a towel.
7. Lay down a new graphic print carpet.
8. Discover that the Sun actually has a planetary core.
So all the planets are satellites orbiting a fiery but planetary rock called Sol. (At least somebody called.)
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