If you could communicate with your pet, what would you want to talk about?

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1. We'd talk about why eating certain human foods, while delicious, aren't good for cats.

2. I'd tell him to stop sitting on the floor right next to me when I'm washing the dishes so he wouldn't get his tail stepped on so frequently.

3. I'd tell him to leave the defenseless, baby birds who can't fly away from him alone, that I do NOT want them left on the stoop as gifts.

4. I'd try to explain money to him and how expensive it is to have him as a pet LOL.