If you could communicate with your pet, what would you want to talk about?

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1. We'd talk about why eating certain human foods, while delicious, aren't good for cats.
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2. I'd tell him to stop sitting on the floor right next to me when I'm washing the dishes so he wouldn't get his tail stepped on so frequently.
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3. I'd tell him to leave the defenseless, baby birds who can't fly away from him alone, that I do NOT want them left on the stoop as gifts.
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4. I'd try to explain money to him and how expensive it is to have him as a pet LOL.
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