Life's Greatest Ironies
1. CLIMATE CHANGE AND KIDS
My kids want me to recycle for the environment.
And yet, having one less kid would have had the same result on the environment as 684 people recycling every day of their lives.
2. Your Least Popular App
The least used app on my phone is the Phone app.
3. Don't do what I do but do what I say!
The #1 skill people say they want to learn is “how to be more productive” and yet 32.8 million people watched the series “Game of Thrones” which requires 64 hours to watch.
Which is 2,099,200,000 (2 billion) of wasted hours of productivity in society.
By the way, 40 hours of flying time is all that is needed to become a pilot. So 32 million people could've become pilots. That said, maybe it's a good thing they watched Game of Thrones.
4. Honesty is the new Lying
74% of Americans think the country is getting more unethical. And yet 96% of Americans admit lying to someone close to them.
By the way, some of the stats on sex and lying are interesting.
5. Words are ironic
6. Love at 10,000th Sight
Love marriages versus arranged marriages. Arranged marriages happier than love marriages after more years married.
7. Reporters are shamefully un-ironic
8. Reporters, part II (why are they so bad?)
9. Reporters, part III
10. Reporters, part IV
11. trapped in a woman’s body
my daughter said, “ you don’t know what it’s like to be a man trapped inside a woman‘‘s body.”
Wrong!
I was born via an emergency C-section.
I was literally a man trapped inside a woman’s body.
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