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My favourite chat up lines

So far a total of zero has worked. 

    1. Jesus

    Call me jesus, because I'm hung like this. (spread arms wide) 

    2. Farmer

    Are you a farmer because you sure know how to raise cocks. 

    3. Elephant

    I've not got a horse, but you can ride my elephant. 

    4. Nails

    I've not got nails, but I can give you a screw. 

    5. Independence

    I've no interest in Scottish Independence. The only indy I'm interested in is getting indy your panties. 

    6. Sorry

    Lists have been useless lately. I've been busy working. Hopefully get back to some legendary lists again soon 
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