New jokes

Stem cells. Stem field.

Banning choice leads to more kids being raised in a pro choice environment. Who wants that?

I use to be pro choice, that was until I heard they're no longer talking about vaccines.

I was always pro life. At least until I had my own kid.

I find it funny how the tastiest food is called a feed us (fetus)

Staring directly at the sun is idiotic, but no where near as dangerous as staring at the daughter.

What has an abstract painter and someone suffering from constipation got in common? They both Picasso

My girlfriend got her lashes done this morning. Maybe now she'll remember to make my dinner.

Out of these I like - the sun/daughter one. The feed us /fetus could be good with some extra work.